BonziBuddy

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Bonzi Buddy was a virtual desktop assistant created by Joe and Jay Bonzi, it was created to share jokes and facts, manage downloading using its download manager, sing songs, talk, among other functions.

Originally, it featured a green parrot named Peddy, however later it was changed with a titular Purple Gorilla.

Why It’s Useless

 * 1) Every time the program opens you need to insert you’re information about yourself, email, location and even address, however it comes as useless (With the exceptions of email.)
 * 2) There’s an option to tell Jokes, but most of the jokes fall flat.
 * 3) Despite the fact it was advertised as a Desktop Assistant, it was considered to be Adware, because it installed many people to add ads, as well as Spyware, because it contains a backdoor Trojan.
 * 4) Terrible and extremely cringe-worthy: Text-to-speech voice, that makes him sound very strange especially because, it was made with Microsoft Agents text to speech voice.
 * 5) Additionally it comes with 3 boring games: Bonzi Solitaire, which is just solitaire, Bonzi Jigsaw, which are just Jigsaw Puzzles and Bonzi Beach Checkers, which is checkers, but with Crabs instead of figures.
 * 6) There’s an option to play video and audio, however it doesn’t seem to work anymore because if you try: it will show a run time error which won’t work anymore.
 * 7) Additionally Bonzi can sing horrible covers of songs it sounds terrible, due to the use of Text to speech voices.
 * 8) It has almost nothing to do of what was advertised as.
 * 9) He tried so hard to be sorta hip and cool with his personality, even having an animation of him getting his sunglasses.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The text to speech voice can be hilarious at times.

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